Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sleazy is the New Classy @ L.A.

a.k.a. Slurs is the New Skeeze
First of all, Slurs, fucking AWESOME work. I was feeling that hella scandalous black-booty-bouncing video, although you pointed it out when some chic was just flashing her jelly lips all over the camera. I felt a bit quezzy after I saw her oyster talk to me...I`m de-virginized from that genre of cooch now, thanks. Anyways, peep the show...
Hmm...here`s a tough one...who`s shit is this?
After 5 minutes after taking one quick glance around the gallery, I realized the booze got to me...I just wanted to get naked already....and yes sir, we sure done that.
Ichii!
Arigatou, Mista Robato!
Japanese Lesbians...part 2
Don`t let his white boy, L.A. hipster look decieve you...he`s got that bounce, that boom, to make an ebony sister moan. Booty traxx all night...hell yeah. Sistas = 0, Brothas = 1 (Nick)
First ever attempted: Lady and the Tramp REVERSED!? No way...
I swear, this piece of gum went through some shit, thanks to Slurs and Joemm...Stretched 6 feet long, chewed on, made out with, stuck on St. Ides, stuck on the wall, then fuck....back into someone`s mouth?! That`s hardcore recycled...
When this shit starts to pop off...
...make sure not to play Hyphy shit while Joemm is holding any sharp objects, wearing chains on his neck, and make sure to take his glasses and camera away from him...stay back 10 feet. My entertainment at every function: Joemm`s Hyphy Set...yadadamean?
QTaps
Whoever ate this sandwhich must have tasted Spermicide from that Durex pack...who the hell eats McD`s with condoms?
@ Fred 62`s
Breakfast Enchilada? 6 out of 10...ehhh...come on Fred...
HOOVER IT!
The damn waitress @ Fred`s was being such a bitch, she took an hour to get us back our cards from paying the check...freezing cold, drunks outside, we`re posted at the corner of Vermont, E-tards running about...not a good spot to be when it`s 20 degrees outside and it`s almost 2a.m....could barely drive home...anyways, it was fun, like always...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

tj that is my mcchicken,fries,&condoms
-slurs

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