Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Me + Work + Blog = Is that safe?

Damn, I barely have enough time for my own personal blog...now this. Great, can`t wait to stress out. It won`t be that bad to maintain, all I need is some interesting customers...Come in when I work, and if you`re lucky I`ll take your picture for the blog. Peace.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Damn, Hell On Earth Already?

The End is HERE...

...and in Chino Hills, Brea, and apparently hitting Diamond Bar. A shame and for Mother Nature, a huge loss for many residents. So the story goes, we`re heading up to Costa Mesa to run some errands, my road soldiers, Chiharu and Krystal, and we hit some unusual traffic, but we did get the warning from my dad before we left home, ignored it, now we`re stuck in traffic....fuck.

Before we even got on the freeway we could already see the billows of smoke escalating into the atmosphere. Great, does this mean we can`t go to Costa Mesa?! We on a mission. Anyways, here`s the progress of failure, BUT we still made our destination...4 hours later...not a surprise for everyone on the freeway that day.

I`m thinking, traffic? not TOO bad from this point...

Delays? what kind of delays? Ohhh...the kind that doesn`t let you go any further on the freeway...ohhhh I`m getting the picture...

...a huge smoky picture

71...FAIL

Props to Chichan for holding it down for the photos while I drove, great shots

Nothing but madd love for the men and women sticking it to the blaze for all the residents...

Blame it on Tarbell Realtors, Palencia, you need to pay for 2 more blocks for your family, no photo bilboard sharing for you!

Hell`s view from the 605

The downwind smoke on the 5...damn sorry OC, ain`t gonna be that nice of a week for ya`ll

FINALLY! After long ass hours in freeway traffic in every direction, falling asleep in the carpool lanes, breathing ash through my vents, busting ass in the car...we made it to Mitsuwa! Damn were we famished...
Chiharu feeling better after getting car sick...reunited with her satsuma imo...

Krystal not feeling it...waiting for soba...

Yeah, that`s right, I shitted katsu on rice! And yes, it was delicious...

Road trip souvenirs! Snacking is my new dig...let`s see some man-boobs!
おつかれさまでした!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

今日はポッキーの日です! 十一月十一日

11・11・08
ポッキーの日
Better brush up on the new sexy Pocky dance...blow, kiss, kriss-kross! It ain`t Veteran`s Day in Japan, but they for sure love their snacks, so much, they made a holiday for it. Most of you already about these flavored sticks, dipped in various flavors. Pretz on the other hand, seasoned to perfection, yet bite-sized convenience. Celebrate your favorite snack! Snacking is legit.

おつかれ!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Get Your Sweet On @ Crepe Shack!

Veteran`s Day? What`s that?
I`ll tell you what it is...a good excuse to be off and get yourself filled up with fatty desserts till you throw up! Now I`m not a hypeman, but come on? Free Frozen Yogurt and Green Leaf Waffles?! Not motivated? Go grab a 40oz., some Swisher Sweets, Optimos, whatever your choice may be, split it, lick it....do your thang, and kill some munchies over here, where you`re welcomed. Seriously, roll through, I ain`t gonna be there but the free shit will be.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Hell Broke Loose @ Downtown L.A.

Happy Halloweiner!

First of all, FUCK BLOGGER! What the hell is going on with their stupid uploading system?! Fuck...making it hella more complicated...I don`t know if it`s just mine, but when pictures upload into a post everything is spaced out all weird and the order of pictures that I`ve posted are in a fucked up order...damn, ya`ll need to get those bugs outta yo damn system...fuck, made me hella agrivated right now...

Fuck it, anyways, let`s take it down a few F-word notches and let`s focus mang. So basically I had to choose a last minute costume, I mean 2-3 hours before we bounced for the club. Chihaur`s partying bud, Kana, always the first to know what`s up with parties and such...hit her up the day before to head out to Opera House on Halloween. Sounds good to me...unfortunately the new I heard from Joemm saying it was one hella AZN club...and for damn sure, it was. Nothing but far-east coasters from the outskirts of L.A. county.

As much as I can recall, I would say that out of all the people in line for the club were 99.9% AZN, and me the 0.1% Filipino...making me feel hella weird, not seeing any color but yellow. The usual LA wannabe scene bitches were there dressed like ho`s, as the usual, and every chic was a doll, a sexy maid, and the usual sexy school girl and nurse costumes...will someone please make up a new costume! But I ain`t complaining, every Halloween gives girls a reason to be all slutty, yet they complain dudes be feelin up on em in the club...well bitch your ass shouldn`t be showing.

Am I beeing such a dick right now? Well if you`re getting offended then I must be talking to your bitch ass....

Sorry, I need a hit. Enjoy the pics...
This dogg made my night, it humps your leg, moans, then busts a nut at the end! Nice...

Arrest this witch! She`s been seen in public with a huge ass beer...

Fuck Opera, and the dumb AZNs who ruined it..."Get out of the street!"...don`t you fools understand english? Pissed me off that we`d been in line since 8:30 and thes fucks came 3 hours later and cut hella hard...fuck ya`ll...

Broke off into our group, looking for the next shit poppin off...

President Obama made an appearance....Hope and Change were there too

After madd drinks, and after everyone started roaming around the streets, since all the places were closed, madd shit went down in the streets...typical L.A....Baracades went up, fools getting arrested...same shit everyday...

Peeps the sunroofed limo Prowler...hoodie hoo!

After Chiharu`s alcohol settled in, she went on a shooting rampage..."Anyone in a costume! Anyone cute!," she said...what you call this then? Cholos?

She later on realized, that she LOVES black women...there`s some ebony in her...

THAT ass was not necessary...I think I barfed in mouth a little...

That, ladies and gentlemen, are the fecies of the LAPD...
Real Pimp Shit



Welcome to Eric`s Hood The guy in the purple was a black guy in a shredded purple shirt that claims he EATS PUSSY! Incredible, too bad it was shredded, I would have worn that to work and school...the again I`d still rock that shredded...

This is what Chiharu was seeing during the whole time...ya feelin it?
HAAAYYYYY!!! OOOWWWW!!
The remedy for all morning-afters: Ramen!

Good times rolled...way too hard, for Chiharu was still drunk the next day...love her for being such a trooper...atta go Chichan!

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