How To Suck At Life
If you suck at life as much as we do, then you better find some new friends. As for us, we`ve been causing ruckus on the daily. Sometimes I feel I shouldn`t be doing these kind of things with these kind of people, but shit, THEY`RE FAMILY! As for the day`s events, which included a blank game plan, 4 steaming hot studs, a low key vehicle, brown bags, and a slightly level-headed driver, a.k.a. ME. But that wasn`t the case after all, everything just got really hazy, and everything was a crazy situation. How the hell did we end up in OC?Jape making a public announcement
Oh Ajax, such a naughty lil public offender, no brown bag for this guy.
Brian`s always telling us dirty lil secrets...I have nothing against that
Finally! Our lunch has arrived!
Say good bye healthy liver and say hello pancreatitis!
2 bathroom breaks, and 20 mins later...
Our financial advisor, AJ, calculating the tip we should leave in order to keep our pockets deep enough for the rest of the day; the result: 0.00, sign that shit then leave.
For some reason, we lost each other upon stumbling out of the Yardhouse doors...
I decided to bring a cart up the parking structure
So this sexy beast could push me in it!
Damn, wanna know what it looks and feels like to drive drunk and knock the Ball Street Journal?
Someone cummed in Brian`s rice bowl...and he liked it.
How We Got Kicked Out Of South Coast Plaza
Step 1: Bring Jape; Step 2: That`s it.
The Crash
Time to sober up...Curry Udon....MmMMmmm
Brian feeling ballsy about this situation, hollered at the cashier in Japanese...yeah Bry she was feeling you baby...
Congratulations You Two!
...5 minutes into conversation, they made it madd official. Of course with a Happy Ending.
BLUE BALLS DEEP!
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