The Return of Perv: December 2008

第二章:Phillie Dicks Gone Wild
Special Guest: Young Money Phillionaire

First and foremost, Brian...JP...I apologizefor the long wait...I know I`ve been making your dicks wet as fuck and been blue-balling ya`ll, but the time has cum. Blue Ball Deep in full effect, minus Phillie Boy #3 a.k.a. Baby Ajax. As you all may know, we have a bad tendency to over-pre-party and we end up too fucked up to go sometimes or even have fun. Ain`t nothin better but a full finger vomit wouldn`t fix.

I gotta say that this night was a special treat for me...because I didn`t drive! That leaves me open to get as ripped as I want...Big ups to Phillie Boy #1 a.k.a. Yaypee for driving us. We managed to smuggle in a cantina of tequila into the bar, doubling our drunkeness and lowering the tab. Gotta think smart when you gotta save...Anyways, enjoy fuckers: