Happy Cali-days 2008

第一章:Brrrrbank

Sorry,I`ve been faded...

Damn, it has been a while since I`ve posted, due to laziness and lack of interests in my own life. Actualy, it`s because of my lack of photo oppurtunies during this whack ass cold weather. I apologize to all my loyal readers and followers. As a matter of fact, I`m fucking pissed off that some bitch ass n**** came in my work and stole my iTouch...fucker...at least his get-a-way car got fucked up and made the equivalent punishment and value of my iPod. Anyways, it`s been a long vacation from this blog life and I need to catch the fuck up...here`s what`s been going on since school ended... and what the fuck is up with this cold ass weather? I can`t even whack off properly without my wood limping on me...

There`s always something to cheer me up when shit gets dull...and that my friends is my favorite food in the whole world...HAMBURGER STEAK JAPANESE STYLE! a.k.a. the Chiharu Special! Fuck yeahhh...her hamburger patty meat meals are the most legit on this side of the planet...my mouth waters hard...

After a long day of bullshit with Ikea employees, traffic on the 101, 405, and 110...bullshit frost bitten weather...I get to come home to this to top off my weak-ass day...ughhh time to take my socks off and get wasted as shit...brand new beer mugs to put a lump on my belly...

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!....

Ending the day with empty mugs and bottles sure made my day...next up, note card writing, hammered and listneng to Donny Hathaway...awesome combo...oh yeah and you pinoys out there...chicharon

Usual Business

Forth and Back

Currently: Eating Oreos, picking my ears, and listening to Mariah Carey "Christmas"

I can assure you that the reason why I haven`t been posting as much, isn`t because I lack fun and entertainment, but simpy staying constantly busy trying to get by, each and everyday. For this post, I just wanted to keep it simple, basically, trying exercise my brain, note that it still functions properly. I know my normal posts are usually events in my life, and things I`ve eaten, but on the real, I think since I`ve been so tied up with school, this shitty ass economy, and working, I haven`t had free time for myself. So on my free time, these are a few aspects of my life here in the 626.


Nothing special about a pair of dirty old Chucks, but since I`ve been bumming out at home, working, just kickin` it at the pad, there really is no need to gear up. I gotta say that Chucks, no matter the situation, they will always make you look fly, I personally like my Chuck`s a bit grungy, not filthy like them punk rock bitches. You feelin` me?
For those of you who know Oreo, he`s actually a really quiet, tamed dog. Most of the time we`re home, we really don`t spend that much time pampering him. He usually just lays, quiet in his own little corner, barks occasionally at the cats outside. He`s a really horny fella too, I don`t know how much longer his balls can take, so we might snip him soon. Ouch...farewell manhood.

During the long afternoon studying, schooling, before the sun completely sets, I like to enjoy myself a nice ride around my stomping grounds. Riding a lowrider is not as easy as it seems. I lean so hard, my back is starting to hurt. The cranks are so small, like 3 inches maybe, so I don`t catch much speed. It`s a look though, a style, and that`s just how I roll. Save gas, ride a bike, just not a gay fixie.

Students live a very minimal life sometimes, school, work, fun (more so than others). Although students always complain that their schedule is so packed, in reality, we`re just lazy as fuck. We get distracted so easily, and we complain, procrastinate. Whatever...but our diets are effected by this as well. Seriously, when you`re tired, can your lazy ass cook up an authentic meal? I don`t know bout some of the students at my school, but their lazy asses are heading down to the nearest fastfood joint, and no one realizes why America is so fat. Ever get bored, check out www.caloriecount.com and peep how many calories your fat ass consumes. Save money, save your body, and please have some dignity, don`t pig out on grease...or you`ll die.
Other than my random rants, ain`t it sweet how the holidays just keep rollin` in? Everyone`s broke, stores and shops are closing up, perfect holiday cheer! Here comes Christmas!

Midafternoon Jamboree in OC

How To Suck At Life

If you suck at life as much as we do, then you better find some new friends. As for us, we`ve been causing ruckus on the daily. Sometimes I feel I shouldn`t be doing these kind of things with these kind of people, but shit, THEY`RE FAMILY! As for the day`s events, which included a blank game plan, 4 steaming hot studs, a low key vehicle, brown bags, and a slightly level-headed driver, a.k.a. ME. But that wasn`t the case after all, everything just got really hazy, and everything was a crazy situation. How the hell did we end up in OC?

Jape making a public announcement

Oh Ajax, such a naughty lil public offender, no brown bag for this guy.

Brian`s always telling us dirty lil secrets...I have nothing against that

Finally! Our lunch has arrived!

Say good bye healthy liver and say hello pancreatitis!

2 bathroom breaks, and 20 mins later...

Our financial advisor, AJ, calculating the tip we should leave in order to keep our pockets deep enough for the rest of the day; the result: 0.00, sign that shit then leave.

For some reason, we lost each other upon stumbling out of the Yardhouse doors...

I decided to bring a cart up the parking structure

So this sexy beast could push me in it!

Damn, wanna know what it looks and feels like to drive drunk and knock the Ball Street Journal?

Someone cummed in Brian`s rice bowl...and he liked it.

How We Got Kicked Out Of South Coast Plaza

Step 1: Bring Jape; Step 2: That`s it.

The Crash

Time to sober up...Curry Udon....MmMMmmm

Brian feeling ballsy about this situation, hollered at the cashier in Japanese...yeah Bry she was feeling you baby...

Congratulations You Two!

...5 minutes into conversation, they made it madd official. Of course with a Happy Ending.

BLUE BALLS DEEP!